"Do you remember that time that I stapled my arm?"
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT IT WAS MY FUCKING ARM?!"
Mrs. M—-, why are nipples so weird?
"Dude, feel my upper lip."
“I am not touching your upper lip, man.”
"Dude, I shaved it. Come on touch it."
“No, I am not touching your lip.”
"Come on. It’s really smooth."
"If the P rises, so does the D. Also, the Q rises."
“Dude, that’s gay.”
My body burns by the end of the day.
I’m not about this learnin’ life.
What? They had buildings back then?
—RE: ancient Rome