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Anonymous said: whoa have you taught algebra2 because boy do I need help with that hahah

Hey, sorry—I just found this.

Yes, I have taught algebra 2, but I’m really inconsistent about how often I check my inbox.  (This is why I keep closing it when I want to empty it—I had like 250 messages to go through this weekend, and there have been other times where I’ve had like 400 or 500 to go through.)

Messaging me here is probably not the best way to get math help in a timely manner, but I hope you were able to get the help you need.  Good luck.

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